The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you give a scientist with bad breath? Experi-mints.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Why did the employee get fired from the keyboard factory? He wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
- Mom, I've lost 2 kilograms and now I'm so worried that I cannot even sleep… \- Mom, I've lost 2 kilograms and now I'm so worried that I cannot even sleep…\- Son, don't panic, it's only 2 kilograms, no big deal. \- Well, there are some Colombians who'd disagree with you mom…
What's the number one rule of Vegan Fight Club? Tell everybody