The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
There are two possibilities for words that mean "final part" or "smaller amount". The possibilities are: end, less.
Gotta love the graphic designer for the PA license plate ...cuz the colors I associate the state with are blue, white, and yellow like the gorgeous beaches it has.
What did one french surgeon say to the other one evening? “Bonesaw!”
I'd been having some stomach issues, so I went to the GI He said I should keep a bathroom journal, but I prefer to call it a log book.
When my dad died it was left to me to manage his affairs How he kept all those women a secret from my mum I'll never know
Germany announces a new health ministry to aid in combatting COV19 From today, all research dedicated to battling COV19 will be carried out under the Robert Cough foundation
Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan are out at a Chinese restaurant and Luke is really battling trying to use the chopsticks to feed his face. After a while Obi Wan turns to him and says "use the forks luke".
What's my favourite xmas song? The one about the 25 letter alphabet. Nooo L, nooo L, nooooo L, no L
If you gathered up all the receipts from your wallet and organised them You would have a little book of why you're broke
I heard a fight broke out in the orchestra hall today. Apparently someone struck a wrong cord and it led to a lot of violins.
Blow Job A son runs up to his father and says dad I got my first blow job. The dad says that's great how was it? The son said it tasted terrible.
I had an appointment with a doctor's office to get my medical marijuana card the other day... When asked where I heard of them, I told him my friend reeferred me.
My wife just accused me of having zero sense of empathy. I have no idea how she can feel that way.
My Korean girlfriend makes some cute mistakes when speaking English. For example: "Fishing stick" instead of "Fishing rod""Tropical tree" instead of "Palm tree""Ant-licker" instead of "Uncle"
Which is the most desired summer body this year? The antibody.