The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Man goes to the cardiologist "So, how many beers do you have per day?" the cardiologist asked."Four," the man responded."But last time I said you could only have two!""Yes, but my physician also said I could have two."
What genre would Trump's autobiography be filed under? Fan fiction.
I gave a phone and 100 dollars to a homeless guy today. You will never know the happiness I've felt when he put his gun away.
Did you hear about the explosion at the workshop where they make perfume? It blew up the olfactory
What do you call a person who loves crocodiles? A crocophile.Came up with that one while at the science museum, wife gave a groin and shook her head.
I bought a beehive to start my beekeeping company I thought it was a good bees nest
It's been a strange sort of day. First I found a hat full of money... and then I was chased by an angry weirdo with a guitar.
I heard that my sister is dating the teacher. I could hear them making out in the closet yesterday Homeschooling is weird
I had a teacher in high school, Ms Turtle. She tortoise well.
Why did the onion get flustered? It saw the salad dressing.
Q: What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? A: One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.'
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'