The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Try the seafood diet—you see food, then you eat it.
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it.'
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”