The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it's just a bug going around.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable.'
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?
What type of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.