The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
“What’s your name?" asked a policeman when he stopped me. "Bartholomew." I said."And your last name?" he continued."It's always been Bartholomew." I said.
[NsFw] What was Lorena Bobbitt's favorite form of mischief? Ding dong ditch.
I heard there was a humvee crash at the Pentagon today. The driver ran into a popcorn cart. There were two colonels crushed.
What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity
If a chemistry student is too stupid to learn about Oxygen, does that make him an oxymoron?
What product do Jewish boys use most of their money on? Lotion
Mosquitos in Africa be like It's-a me! Malario!
What do men do standing up and women do sitting down and dogs do by lifting one leg? Shake hands, of course!
Paddling joke. I don’t like to brag but I can control a kayak brilliantly. Canoe?
What do you call a mexican who lost his car? Carlos
Wife: oh, I better not get any more food. Husband: No, fill up your plate baby. Remember, you're eating for two now. Dinner guests: ooh? Expecting?Husband: **looks at them puzzled as his wife starts regurgitating food down his throat**
Recently I met a pair of twins named Sharon and Karen They were wearing the same clothes, same makeup, and same personality. In fact, they were pretty much the same person. So I guess it is just as they say, Sharon is Karen
You know how Santa Claus is different in each culture? In pirate culture he’s called shanty claus
What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y.
Caught my roommate masturbating himself with a thin pancake. What a crepe.