The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you hear about the cheese that’s been working out? Dude’s shredded
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
What happens when you don’t pay your exorcist? You get repossessed.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!'
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!