The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's the difference between a Tesla and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.[If you own a Tesla, please substitute "Range Rover" or whatever other brand makes you feel better.]
What’s the male version of a Karen called? I don’t know but a group of them is called a Senate.
Shouldn't the "roof" of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.'
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
What do you call a fake noodle?' 'An impasta.'
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.'
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.