The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Alabama. ' “Anybody with you? ' “Nope. I’m Alabama self.“
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Printer tired while printing her picture Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Where does China keep their political prisoners? Wontonamo Bay
Yesterday I farted in a lift. It was wrong on so many levels.