The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Do you know the difference between a toilet and a pan? If you clicked to see the answer don’t ever ask me to eat at your place.
A blonde and a police officer get into a argument after she questions why the blonde is wearing a bear suit "I have rights you know!" says the blonde, "It says in the constitution that I have a right to bear arms".
What should you do when you want to employ a dishonest man with wings to purchase threads of metal that transfer electricity across dangerous swamps? Hire liar flyer Sire Dire Mire Wire Buyer!(I thought of this several years ago. My girlfriend doesn't like it, possibly because I am overly proud of it. Hoping some of you get some enjoyment out if it though!)
Why do pirates like to play the lottery so much? They really love ArrrrNG!
I have a dishwashing liquid that attacks grease. Mostly the uninspired cinematography and John Travolta's singing.
I hate when people blame video games for mass shooting Like what am I gonna do shoot up the school with a copy of doom
My boss just referred to me as "A real pair of butts" He said I am "A major ass set to the company"
A young cow runs crying to her mom... A young cow runs crying to her mom..."Momma, a bull came down to mate with me!"Momma: "No need to cry my child. It's perfectly natural.""But momma he insisted on sucking on my teats because it gets him in the mood!""He did What? How dairy!"
Save money on home security and alarm systems by flying flags of politically taboo groups on the front The police will watch your house for free!
I got in a fight with a guy in a wheel chair the other day He won't be walking for weeks
Interview for the position of security guard in India Interviewer(in an Indian language) : Do you know English? Candidate: Are the thieves from England?
I knew a guy that was selling exploding prayer rugs in the middle east He told me prophets were going through the roof
Did you hear about the explosion at the workshop where they make perfume? It blew up the olfactory
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it'd been replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'