The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
What do you call someone who can’t stick to a diet? A desserter.
Flowers On Valentine’s Day I came home with a dozen roses for my wife. She looked at me and said “so I guess you want me to spread my legs now?”I said, “well, I kinda thought we’d put them in a vase.”
What do white knights put on their bread? M'lasses
A woman accidentally locked her keys in her car and was pacing frantically on the side of the street, when a soldier from Boston passing by saw this and assured her that he could help. She looked on in amazement as he removed his trousers, rolled them into a tight ball... ...and rubbed them against the car door.Magically, it opened!!"That's incredible!!" the woman gasped. "How did you do it?""Easy..." replied the soldier. "These are my khakis."
If R-Kelly was a computer file He'd be a .pdf file
I heard my school's principle's husband talk about how she gives good blow jobs She is the headmaster after all
What side of the earth were Europeans best at exploring? Genocide
The creator of winrar is arrested His trial is expected to last forever