The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
I failed my calculus exam because I was sitting in the middle of identical twins — I couldn’t differentiate between them.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
What did i do to escape Iraq? IranDon’t worry this story Israel
I still can't understand why my wife was disappointed with my choice of salad dressing I used the finest tuxedo!
My investment banker used all of my money to buy a leather jacket and a motorcycle, and when I asked for it back he told me to 'sit on it'. I think he might be running a Fonzi scheme.
Me and a couple of friends once played 'Message in a bottle' on the street on self made instruments and old metal bins for drums. But then The Police came.