The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
What did the pepperoni say walking out of the hospital? I’m cured!
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.