The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How do you start a Revolution on a budget? Using a Coup-on.
What’s the difference between a professional fisherman and a teenage boy? One’s a master baiter, the other’s a masturbator!
Why was the woman turned off when Yoda said "Hello. My name is Yoda. It's nice to meet you." He was being too forward.
So western cartoons are being introduced to the Middle East TV execs decided to go with The Flintstones as an initial trial to see how they'll be received.So far there has been mixed reviews.People in Dubai don't get the humour at all but by all reports, the people in Abu Dhabi do.
Don't break anybody's heart; they only have 1. Break their bones; they have 206.
Holmes and Watson are out hunting one day. John spies something moving in the bushes, and with practiced aim, levels his rifle and fires. They pull aside the brush to reveal a severed leg, with a clean bullet wound just below the ankle. “Watson!” Holmes cries out. “The game’s afoot!”
My son asked, “Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!” I gently put my arm around him and replied, “That’s easy son…”“Stop eating caterpillars!”
What never changes temperature despite how cold or warm the air is? A right angle. It's always 90 degrees.
You can’t plant flowers... ...if you haven’t botany.
cool funny jokes that i can copy and paste on to reddit wait this isn't googleshit
How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them.
I was having stomach problems the other day so I went to the doctor for my diarrhea. He gave me a blind fold and told me to wait 20 and that I would be fine and it worked.Now I have gonorrhea
My favourite element in the periodic table is ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQSTUVWXYZ Or, as it's also known, R gone
My daughter lost her first tooth today I bet she won't touch my X- box again !
I have a new starter business idea that's going to go viral! It's a unique product, created by harvesting the eggs from dead women… I'm calling it: Cadaviar.