The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, because they are very efficient and they don't have a sense of humour.
-Dad! You shaved my eyebrows while I was sleeping? -Yes, and you don't seem surprised
There are serious injustices that have not been corrected in this world. For example, beating up a white guy will get you much more prison time than beating up a black guy.After all, Assault can get you up to 25 years, while impersonating a policeman will get you 5 at most.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
Whoever stole my depression medication: I hope you’re happy.
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.