The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
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A man enters into his bedroom with a goat in his hands. His wife is reading a book when the man suddenly says: 'See, this is the cow I am having sex with when you have a headache.' Wife puts the book down and says:' Are you stupid? That is a goat, not a cow.''I've been talking to the goat'
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
What is yellow and climbs trees? A banana stuck in Tarzan's arse
My New Year’s Resolution was to lose 30 lbs. by the end of summer I’ve only got 40 lbs. to go
How many Nigerians does it take to change a light bulb? Never mind, I forgot there was no electricity in Nigeria.
I can't believe my literature teacher is forcing me to read and analyze one of George Orwell's books. It's literally 1984.
What's 60 feet long and stinks of piss? A conga in an old people's home
Kid: Waahhh! Dad, my toy is broken! Dad: Nothing that a duct tape can’t fix. Kid: mmmph.. mmrr...
The Covid19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'