The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.'
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
I’m not surprised Robert Pattinson got Covid He’s wearing his mask wrong.
r/jokes now has a discord channel! Great!! Now I can see reposted jokes in real-time.
FACT: 24 astronauts AND the Wright Brothers were born in Ohio. Something about that crappy state makes people want to flee the Earth.