The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
It is hard to find a good book They are all under cover
If you think the name Jack Hiscock is bad You should feel even worse for his sister, Sharon.
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
What did one hat say to the other? Stay here! I’m going on ahead.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.