The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Did you hear about the table made out of tires? It probably took a good year or two to make it
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery."The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
So I bought a memory foam pillow second-hand Got it for a good price, all was good until I laid down and it said "who the f@#k are you?"
So my wife is fed up with my dad jokes and asked me to stop telling them. Me: how do you want me to stop?Wife: whatever means necessary.Me: ...? No it doesn't.
My girlfriend gave me a steamed ball of dough filled with meat and veggies. I think she's dumpling me.
English is not my first language. My American girlfriend texted me, "myspacebarisstuckpleasegiveanalternative"What is a ternative?
My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in reincarnation. They said I had a pre existing condition.
What did one math book say to the other? "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems."
When the creator of USB drive will die, they'll lower his coffin into the ground.. ..take it out, flip it over and lower again.
What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen? Moscow.
A brain and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar and order a pitcher of beer. The bartender refuses to serve them and asks them to leave.When the brain asks why, the bartender says, "Well, you're clearly out of your head, and I think you're friend is going to try to start something!"
hey guys im trying out jokes, What do you get when oxygen and iron meet? Ah darn, I forgot the punchline. Sorry guys Im a little rusty
Saw a homeless man eating grass in the park I asked him "Why are you eating grass?"He said "I am very hungry"I replied "Oh, okay then. Come with me."You should've seen his face when I showed him my backyard.
BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding.
My sister and her kids live with me, and I'm always waking up to a spoiled brat screaming her lungs out. Her kids don't help either.