The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Who is the moat popular guy in a nudist colony? The one who can hold 12 doughnuts without any hands.Who is the most popular woman?The one who can eat the last doughnut
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, 'That makes two of us.'
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime mates.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
Can February March? No, but April May!
Can February March? No, but April May!
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do houses wear? An address.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.