The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
In America, using the metric system can get you in legal trouble.
I don't understand why people pay for things with exact dollar amounts... ... It makes no cents.
Why was Buzzfeed's editor found dead in the bathroom? Because number two shocked him.
I've just been thrown out by security and told never to return to the hospital again. It turns out the Stroke Unit isn't what I thought it was.
Hey girl, are you made of Copper, Nitrogen, Terbium, and Silver? Because you are a CuNTbAg.
As I sat there winding my hair through my fingers, I thought to myself "I really need to shave my ass"
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!
A rich blonde woman from Beverly Hills was at the dentist about to get her tooth pulled. The dentist asked, "Do you want a local anesthetic?" She shook her head and said, "Let's not pinch pennies, doctor. I only want the best! Do you have anything imported?”
Why did the circumcision doctor quit when he hadn’t gotten his paycheck yet? He already had all the tips he needed.