The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
Clothes, but no cigar.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
A grizzly bear can jump higher than a house. Mainly because houses can't jump.
I was making a meal for a family dinner But I accidentally burnt the foodWhen my family came to eat they said it was terribleAnd I replied “At least the fire alarm thought it was fire”
What is Mia Khalifa's favorite tv channel? BBC News
I hate people who use the wrong words in a sentence and don't correct themselves They sometimes should have the humidity to admit it.
What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.