The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My Chinese waiter thinks all white people look alike and gave my food to the wrong customer Wait. Never mind. That wasn't my waiter.
R. Kelly has been denied bail The judge believed he was a flight risk.
An American and a Russian were talking in a bar The American began to boast about his country, claiming it's the land of the free. "I could walk straight up to the White House and shout "Death to the American President" and nothing happens to me." Hearing this the Russian smirked"I too can walk up to the Kremlin and shout " Death to the American President", nothing bad happens to me either"
I met the world's riches fisherman today "What's your net worth?" I asked."This one was about £10" he replied.
There are a lot of scams on the internet... For a low price of $69 I can show you how to avoid them.
A guy walks into a costume party wearing nothing buy a pair of blue jeans The host comes up to him and asks, "What are you supposed to be?""I'm a premature ejaculation," he responds."I don't understand.""Oh, I just came in my pants."
Such an unfair world, when a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its $5.00/min (charges may vary).
Masturbation is the only thing not taxed, regulated or illegal Feel free to go fuck yourself
How do you get rid of demons? Exorcise a lot.
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!