The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Five out of four people admit they’re bad at fractions.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
Clothes, but no cigar.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.