The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
I just put C4 in my washer And blew my load
I tried to cheer myself up by having a pillow fight. Now I feel more down than I did before.
[NSFW] How did the turtle finally lose his virginity? He came out of his shell.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
How many DIY buffs does it take to change a light bulb? One, but it takes two weeks and four trips to the hardware store.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.