The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
Hispanic girls can not be a man's peace. Its literally in their name. (His)(panic)
TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it. JOHN: HERTEACHER: Ok, your sentence? JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers. TEACHER: That's good. Yes who's next? DAVE: HIMTEACHER: Your Sentence?DAVE: Give him him book. It's hims.
In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long. I don't get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.
How do you scare a child? Tell them that a monster is in the closet. How do you scare a conservative? Tell them that *their* child is in the closet!
When i was a kid, you could go into a store with a dollar and walk out with a soda, 4 candy bars, chips, and some gum... But now, they have security cameras everywhere [not my joke, I got it from somewhere just don't remember where, and it's provably unfunny but it made me laugh a lil]
As I looked at the liposuction tube I realized it could be used to strangle someone... ...making it a weapon of mass reduction.
How do you know that your cat’s a free thinker? It shits outside the box
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters'PNEIS'and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors today while rest are on Reddit.
Apparently my family is racist I had them meet my new black girlfriend and they all started screaming at us. Especially my wife.
God asks a guy, would you set in motion a chain of events that will lead to the whole visible universe being destroyed in 1 million years, for 1 trillion dollars? Guy says yes thats alot of money and I've got to live for today. God pulls out a mountain of cash and swims in it and says, then you'll understand what I did 999,999 years ago.
The police were called to a NASCAR event when belligerent fans became violent after being asked to remove the Confederate flags they had brought to the event. Authorities believe it to be race-related.
"Grandma, have you seen my LSD?" Grandma replies "Fuck the LSD, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"