The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What's the difference between a slice of pizza and a hippie? You don't have to take the crust off of a slice of pizza before you eat it.
The cover on my ironing board was wrinkled so I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of "irony."
How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
What does garlic do when it gets hot?' 'It takes its cloves off.'
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
Cop: I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia.' Man: 'Wait! I can explain everything!'
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'