The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. 'Sure,' I said. 'My door is always open.'
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
Just put my father's ashes in the bin. I wish he'd stop smoking or just empty the tray himself.
There was an italian couple that went in Spain for holidays. A typical plate in Spain are the balls of the bull. They went in a restaurant and ordered them. When the plate camed there were some little balls. So they asked the waiter why they were that small.He said: it don't always pass good for the bullfighter.
Laughing on the internet is not allowed It’s against the lol
I have an idea for a restaurant, it’s a mixture of Jimmy John’s and a strip club I’ll call it “Jimmy Dongs”
Little Ahmed is doing his biology homework. He comes upon a question: "What separates the head from the body?"Ahmed answers: "The axe"
I have mixed opinions on Asia as a whole. For starters, while South Korea is absolutely lively, the rest of Asia is completely Seoulless!
What do Bloods use as money? Crip-toe-currency
[At the scene of the murder] Cop 1: This seems racially motivated. Cop 2: Hate crime?Cop 1: Of course I hate crime, moron. That’s why I’m a cop.