The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋

I pushed a fan over It blew up

How do you tie two Hondas together? ...with Accord

I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target. tldr, I'm covering for Gary this weekend.

A man was recently admitted to the emergency room because of a tendency to talk with his hands too much. He was diagnosed with gesticular cancer.

So I held a race between my farmhands. They ran equally fast, and demanded I determine the winner. However, they both threatened to leave the farm if I declared the other the winner. I felt unable to make a decision. As a matter of fact, my hands were tied.~~it's dumb but at least it's original~~

While performing I asked the crowd to give me a hand. When I was given a hand, I realised I should have thought twice about performing at the Leper Colony.

People make mistakes That's why a pencil has an eraser and Katie has gonorrhea

How To Climb A Ladder: The Complete Guide Step 1: Step 1Step 2: Step 2Step 3: Step 3Step 4: Step 4Step 5: Step 5

What's the only island you can drive to? Rhode Island.

Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, do you know how to drive this thing?

What's the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome? Pull down his genes!

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'

I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, 'I love you.' 'Is that you or the beer talking?' she asked. I answered, 'It’s me… talking to my beer.'

I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.