The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? Raw men
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!'
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."