The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
Did you heard about the giant that threw up? It's all over town!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
They say that being scared of spiders increases the chances of them crawling into your bed while you are sleeping. Personally, I am terrified of scarlett Johansson.
Did you know? Did you know: A squirrel's brain actually increases in size during winter to remember where they buried their nuts....The technical term for it is post-nut clarity
50 shades of grey would be a perfect title for a movie about a dog reading a map of the US. EDIT: Thanks a million to everyone who upvoted. It's the first time I get these many. Oh, and by the way, the joke is stolen, it's a meme that has been going around for a while now, so... middle finger to all of you.
John Cena gets knocked out during a wrestling match 3 hours later he wakes up in a hospitalJohn: (slowly) Where am I?Nurse: I. C. UJohn: No you can't!!
9 and 5 walk into a haunted house... 9 leans over and whispers "I'm squared."5 laughs and replies "I'm not, that would be irrational."
Who does a racist call when his car breaks down? Triple K
How many writers for "The Simpsons" does is take to change a lightbulb? None. They won't admit that it burnt out 15 years ago!
Dad, what's the meaning of procrastination? I'll tell you tomorrow.
A guy goes to the doctor for his physical. The doctor says to him, “Well, for starters, you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” The guy asks, “Why?”And the doctor replies, “Because Good God, man! I’m trying to give you your physical!”Obligatory Cake Day post. Thank you.
Finally learned why you can't use a wooden spoon on a Teflon pan It's non-stick
My New Years resolution is to go to the gym more often, get into grad school, pay off my bills, and learn a new language. I don’t have a clue how I’m going to get all that done by tomorrow.