The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
What's the difference between a blonde and a washer? When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Over Christmas dinner, I accidentally let it slip I'd lied about my degree in biology. Me and my big face-hole thingy.
During a business meeting yesterday, someone asked me about my background. So I told him about my education, career, family, hopes and dreams. Turns out he was asking about what was behind me on our Zoom call.
A bloke arrives at a nightclub door and the bouncers say he can't come in without a tie. He goes to the boot of his car and gets a pair of jump leads, wraps them around his neck and goes back to the doormen. "Can I come in now,' he says to the bouncers. 'Yeah, but don't start anything''.
A redneck goes up to a Catholic church in the South He stands there for a little while and soon an old lady walks up to himShe asks, "Excuse me sir, is mass out" He tips his hat and says, "No ma'm but your hats on crooked"