The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Today I cooked something for my family and they all said it was terrible. Jokes on them, the smoke detector thought it was fire.
Why do cuddly toys never eat? Because they are stuffed
Every since I bought a Tesla and they made weed legal, life hasn’t been the same Now I have to tell hitchhikers that ass is the only acceptable form of payment.
Did you hear the local concrete plant was flooded last week? They're having a hard time moving inventory now.
What did god say when Eve went skinny dipping for the first time? Damn, i will never get that scent out of my fish.
"I want a divorce" I told the judge. "All my wife does every night is go from bar to bar to bar. "What is she doing that for?" Asked the judge."Fu***ng looking for me."
Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. She obviously has COVID, my wife said. Why? I asked. Because she has no taste.
My daughter's boyfriend introduced himself to me and said, 'Hello, sir, I'm David. Nice to meet you.' He put out his hand and I said, 'David, are you nervous?' He said no, so I grabbed his hand, looked him in the eyes, and said, 'Then why are you shaking?'
Why don't trash collectors require any training? They just pick it up as they go.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.