The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.
I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today. Don’t worry, I’m not hurt. It was a soft drink.
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
How does cereal pay its bills? With Chex.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. I now have Heinzsight.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?' 'I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.'
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.