The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What do you call a factory that makes OK products? A satisfactory.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Yesterday I dressed up as a woman to further understand the struggles women deal with every day. Apparently, women are often called a “cross-dressing weirdo”.
The award for 1st place in the feline bottom competition was stolen last night. Organisers say it was a... Cat-ass-trophy.
What do you call two surgeons operating on each other? A paradox
What game do fascists like to play? Nahtzee.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
Was just thinking that if I shaved and shined my scalp and stood out in the sun, I could blind passersby or start a fire. Just some random reflections off the top of my head.
I'm done with waiters in restaurants asking me how did i find the steak I just look next to The potatoes and it's right fucking there
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives