The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
What kind of car does an egg drive?' 'A yolkswagen.'
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Whenever I try to eat healthy, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.'
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.