The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll have a grape.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!