The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
2 rednecks were talking during their lunch break Trimothy - As soon imma get home gonna take off ma wife panties Bradley - Y’all horny ? Trimothy - Nah , worn them by mistake dis mornin
You see son, grilling a good steak is a lot like you mom... Once it starts bleeding, it's time to flip her over to the brown side.
Virgin Boyfriend and girl had first sexIt was wild and passionate After sex boyfriend said :B: If a knew you where a virgin I would have waited more G: If I knew you would wait I would have taken my pantyhose off
Due to COVID-19, this was the first year I could not go to Switzerland for my summer vacation Otherwise it's due to the lack of money.
My russian boyfriend only writes in lowercase letters... He doesn't like Capitalism
What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? Your salary, it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come it means you are fucked.
I was on a date with this girl I found on tinder I reached the cafe early. She came a little later. Like a gentleman, I helped her sit by pulling her stool. When she seemed comfortable I asked, "Can I push your stool in ?"She : "Let's see how this date goes first"
My ex-wife passed away so I went to the cemetery to honor her. I brought a 20 year old bottle of fine scotch and poured it over her grave But first I filtered it through my kidneys.
Millennials deal with their problems like a dog who's new bed was stolen by the cat. We avoid them and just sleep on the floor until they leave.
What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail? Junk mail