The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dja. Dja who? Knock knock.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I'm trying to put him off. I'm convinced his life will be in ruins.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? It was too tired.
My grief counselor died the other day. He was so good at his job, I don’t even care.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
With the second lockdown looming, I saw a man purchase 3 crates of San Miguel, 2 bottles of tequila, 6 bags of paella and a sombrero. I think hispanic buying.
Where do actors that don't pay taxes perform? in the audit-orium
I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC.
You're driving down the highway on a jet ski, when a wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Purple, cuz Ice Cream has no bones....Has anyone heard a version of this before?
Bob gets home and tells his wife he just got a parking ticket for $2,000. She says “$2,000? Where the hell did you park?”“On a person.”
If USB ports could talk, they'd only ask one question. Is it in yet?