The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
So my mate has started dating twins! I asked him the other day "how do you tell them apart?"He said "Well, Stacy is the blonde with a perfect ass, great tits, and a fantastic figure...... And Brian's got a cock"
If I were a flower, I’d be a dandelion Because I was created for you to blow me
Why can't you trust anything balloons say? They're full of hot air.
Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? Because without them he could Nazi.
I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said never mind.'
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
She said I won’t be able to make it.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.