The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Dad, can you put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was on fire.'
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Yo mamma so hairy She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is
I’m thinking of starting a social media network for chickens. Not as a full time job just a way to make hens meet.
Everyone in our little town was shocked and horrified that the local butcher got busted for selling drugs. I had seen Pete once a week like clockwork for over a decade, never even knew he was a butcher.
The USA is number 1 when dialing internationally.
Zeke, the bank manager, was dismissing his accountant... "I don't know what the world is coming to, isn't anybody honest?" He asked. "Where were you educated?""Yale," replied the young accountant."Such a grand university - what is your name?""Yim Yohansen" replied the accountant.
What does the ghetto snowman call his friends? His snowmies
A man forgot to zip his trousers... so a lady told him politely... “Sir your garage is open.” The man gave her a naughty smile and zipped his trousers and asked.. “Did you see my Range Rover parked inside?”The lady smiled back and said..“No, just one small Toyota with two flat tires.”
Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran
When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.
To the person who stole my place in the queue. I'm after you now.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.