The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps? You slowly get over it.
My wife told me to pick up 8 cans of soda on my way home from work…
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
Why did the phone wear glasses? Because it lost all its contacts.
“I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.”
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.