The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
Give a man a shirt, and he'll wear it once Tell a man he looks good in it, and he'll wear it for a lifetime
Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority? Because he likes Dicks.
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
A dad says to his son “Ten times two and eleven times two equal the same number” The son says it’s wrongThe dad asks “what’s ten times two?”The son replies “Twenty”Then the dad says “And eleven times two is twenty too!”
I came walking in from the kitchen, and asked my niece for the phone book. She laughed and called me an antique, then proceeded to give me her phone.Long story short, the spider's dead, and she's in the living room crying.
Do you know how much I hate observational comedy? This much.
What's the difference between a Man and a Cucumber? Cucumbers don't mind hiding in the fridge when your Mum gets home
Few years ago I saw Slim Shady in concert and instead of rapping he just kept pulling his pants down and mooning the crowd. Honestly the whole thing was just Em bare assing.
An angry customers walks back in a donut shop. He says to the worker:"Why isn't my donut glazed?!The worker respond:"Look sir, i'm not going to sugar coat it."
How do you confuse an idiot? Summer
I accidentally locked myself out of my bathroom. I'm pissed.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.