The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
Clothes, but no cigar.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
Why did the orange stop halfway across the road? It ran out of juice.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.