The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
Some of my friends have been making very hurtful remarks about my choosing to wear mittens rather than gloves... ...but I don't like to point fingers...
Scientists are saying that the capital of the Republic of Ireland has increased by a staggering 100%! It’s Dublin
What did the infomercial actor say after realizing he was getting fat? Butt weight, there's more!
When I'm too tired to properly shower, I just go in, do a quick spin, and leave It's called a 360 no soap
In 1862, Australia implemented a telegraph system that stretched from south Australia to Indonesia and beyond. Effectively becoming Australia’s first internet. And the speed of communication hasn’t changed since.
What's the worst thing about going up the stairs behind someone? The ascent. (Ass-scent)Thanks to my daughter for that one.
Why did the bicycle collapse? It was two tired.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots...They'd be called cellfies.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it'd been replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.
Just look at that couple down the road,' a wife told her husband. 'He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?' 'Are you insane?' he responded. 'I barely know the woman!'
Clothes, but no cigar.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?' No sun.