The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, 'Let’s make this interesting.' So we stopped playing chess.
Why are skeletons such bad liars? You can see right through them.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
My wife told me she didn't understand cloning. I told her, "That makes two of us."