The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows — they're making headlines!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumby.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
An r/classicialmusic mod removed this one when I posted it. What's the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra? A bull has the horns in front and the asshole in back.
Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb? A: No, but that's cool man, you hum a few bars and I'll fake it. A: Two hundred and twenty. One to hold the bulbTwo to turn the ladderSeventeen on the guest list.200 to say their mate is on the guest list and they are their plus one.
If Trump had been editor of the Sun, "Virginia" would have received a much different answer... No.
I once saw this guy walking down the road with a 15ft piece of fibre glass. I asked him "Are you a Pole Vaulter?" He answered "Nein, I'm a German, but how did you know my name was Walther?"
Internet arguments are like connect four but you only have three pieces
What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans? Plot Holders.