The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.” “Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
A man filled his a mine cart with fresh ore and pushed it out of the cave After a long day of work, he decided to play some sports with his friends. There was an accident, which caused the man to die.This shows that miner errors can have huge consequences.
"You know, I decided to go and live with a pig." "Are you crazy??? And how will you do with the stench? ""Ehhhh .... he will get used to it! "
What musical instrument does the president use to tell his wife he wants to have sex? Trump-bone
If olive oil is made from olives and coconut oil is made from coconut what is baby oil made from? Mineral oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Fragrance and false advertising.
My comrades were destroying the brick factory. I said "Stop, we need the bricks!"They replied, "That's why we're demolishing it."
I look forward to hearing Michelle Obama's speech again. At the 2020 RNC.
Good news! I've just inherited an estate from my great grandfather! Bad news, it's a 1975 Volvo...
I used to own a wheelbarrow full of four-leaf clovers... ...but then I realized I really shouldn't push my luck.
My friend says to me, What rhymes with orange?And I told him, No it doesn't!