The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
I asked the IT guy, "How do you make a Motherboard?" He said, "I tell her about my job."
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.