The Best (and Worst) Lame & Dodgy Dad Jokes 👋
Prepare for some lame & dodgy dad jokes that are so cringey, they’re actually hilarious! These jokes feature the cheesiest puns, awkward punchlines, and the kind of dad humor that makes you laugh despite yourself. Whether you love groaning or just enjoy a good eye-roll, our lame & dodgy dad jokes will deliver the perfect blend of silliness and charm. Explore the most delightfully awkward dad jokes that are sure to entertain!
What are the drug dealers of the animal kingdom? Monkeys because they are slinging shit all day
If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?
Purple is my least favourite color I hate it more than red and blue combined.
Trump is changing his name and moving to China! He now goes by Lame Duk Don
Why does Melania need to be on top when she and Trump have sex? Because Trump can only fuck up.
We did it Reddit! For ONE GLORIOUS DAY, people of the world will put aside their differences! There'll be no hunger, no pain, no suffering! No war, no fighting! Peace will embrace us like a warm blanket! Sickness and disease will cease! So please welcome this momentous occasion.... February 30, 2021
Judge: I order you to pay $10,000 - do you understand? Mario: ...Judge: It's a fine.Mario: [sadly] no itsa not
What are epileptic ghosts made of? Ectospasm
Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile. The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is.""I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."
Whats the difference between drumming and sex? You can drum your fingersbut you cant finger your drums
I couldn't decide whether to use a chair or step stool to reach the top shelf... I went with the ladder.
A naked man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back. "I'm a turtle", he says."Oh... who's on your back?""That's Michelle", he replies.
Your momma is like a KFC meal Once I am done with her breasts and thighs all I am left with is a greasy box to put my bone in.
Fans of celine dion attended a viewing of a calm plate of mustard They misheard the words *serene dijon*
Someone told me to go back to my own country So Iran